Rituals
My mother doesn't trust my alarm clock, so every morning she walzes in, pulls up the shutters and says one of these things:
"I've been up since 6.30, I feel like dropping dead"
"I've got such a headache.. feel like dropping dead"
or today's special
"I've got a 38.5 fever, I feel like dropping dead".
After this uplifting statement she walzes out again.
There is also the alternative version where she asks me questions like "When is Melissa coming over?" or "what are you going to do today" when I'm still brushing the sleep from my eyes.
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My mother doesn't trust my alarm clock, so every morning she walzes in, pulls up the shutters and says one of these things:
"I've been up since 6.30, I feel like dropping dead"
"I've got such a headache.. feel like dropping dead"
or today's special
"I've got a 38.5 fever, I feel like dropping dead".
After this uplifting statement she walzes out again.
There is also the alternative version where she asks me questions like "When is Melissa coming over?" or "what are you going to do today" when I'm still brushing the sleep from my eyes.
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