Ab Fab

Baby Spice: "Why didn't you change the date on the calendar?"
Bubble: "It happens anyway... sun comes up... sun goes down"

I am shocked and amazed. The new series of Absolutely Fabulous started last Friday and no one (meaning Atari, Cecil or Baloo) has blogged about it so far. Am I truly the first? Didn't you lot like it? I thought it was brilliant.

Eddie: "about the pool darling. It's not really a pool, it's more of a jacuzzi darling. Because I can't use the one at the spa anymore! So many people have been in it, it's become a smoothy of old excretions!"

It's a pity Emma Bunton can't act to save her life, but the sight of Eddie and Patsy cleaning (and deciding they needed new design furniture to store their champain corks) and Bubble moving the vacuum cleaner about going "hoover hoover" (Eddie= "you're meant to switch it on not just make the noise!") more than made up for that.
And then of course, Saffy's little bombshell...

Eddie: "Actually... can I say darling. You may be looking quite well, but not so thin yourself. You know what that is don't you? Cruel genetic fate! You're turning into me! The sausage shape that comes to us all sweetie! You are now fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat! I'm not the only bloater around here anymore am I?! I know I might eat and drink a bit much but what's your excuse lard-arse??"
Saffy: "I'm pregnant"
Eddie: "Pregnant? Darling, I should think you should tell people as soon as you see them... you don't want them thinking you're fat do you!"

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