wishlist

The Girlfriend is studying. Or something like that. She stares at pages and turns them from time to time.
To help her do this she's holding a brightly coloured pink pen and rocks to the music on the radio that has to be a certain volume (not too quiet, not too loud). She made a wishlist for Christmas (the feast she despises above all others) just now.
No pressure at all.
She knows I've not got any money, so no pressure.
What does she want?
- Money money money.
- A digital camera (hmz)
- cuddles
- Elmo stuff (specifying who I should ask for help to get her this, Alcor is the victim)
- Books (even specifying titles)
- Dido's latest CD
- an earring
- a necklace (!) (I thought she was tough and butch?) (edit: just so you don't start thinking she's after my money, she knows I can't give her most of what's on that list. It was all meant in good fun. Right sweetie?)

Sigh. I suppose it limits my options of course.
I made a list of my own, including too expensive Buffy DVDs, Pet Shop Boys latest CD, kisses, Stephen Fry books that I don't have already, sexy boots, a car, a wedding ring and some other stuff...
She immediately crossed out the "wedding ring", saying I'm not getting that.
*sniffles*
D'you reckon this means I'm getting a car??
No...
didn't think so either...

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