Kill the monkeys!

Not only are the odds of me finding a job decreasing every day, now I've got to fight competition of MONKEYS as well! Well, not me specifically since I don't really "care" for people with a handicap (sorry, limitation), but maybe the girlfriend will find herself replaced by a hairy big-eared tiny creature (and I'm not talking Freddie here).
Yep, the Americans (who else?) are training monkeys to help in the care of people with motor handicaps. They apply dentures, they reach toothbrushes and open microwaves... basically, they do the little shit jobs that people like the girlfriend are studying for and actually want to do.. even with bad hours and pathetic pay. A highly aggressive idea in these times of mass unemployment!!
So, dear comrades, listen to auntie piglet before they get in giraffes, baboons, lions, piglets (!) to do your job... stop this madness! Let's raid the American Embassey -bring along Gaia, they'll protest anything that has animals in the title-. Just because they've got a baboon for president doesn't mean that those animals are fit to do other jobs as well!
Hasta la victoria!!! Siempre!!

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