Horny cats
It seems the cats in our street are horny again.
My neighbour, who's a bit crazy, has a house full of cats, a dog and god knows what else in his garden. One stray tomcat also found his way to our neighbour's cellar (where the cats get fed) and you can imagine the results...
As I came home yesterday I caught the EvilBastardTomcat (TM) trying to crawl on top of a female. I call him the EvilBastardTomcat because Dotte hates him by the way.
And what about Dotte? Is she crying with the rest of them? Rubbing herself against every surface she can find?
No. Not now anyway.
You see, she wouldn't be my cat if she waren't a bit... unique. So she prefers to get horny when no other cat is. And believe me, when she gets horny, you'll know! She all but assaults you. In the photo you can see her trying to cool her er, overheated parts, in the sink. This January. When no other cat was going for it.
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It seems the cats in our street are horny again.
My neighbour, who's a bit crazy, has a house full of cats, a dog and god knows what else in his garden. One stray tomcat also found his way to our neighbour's cellar (where the cats get fed) and you can imagine the results...
As I came home yesterday I caught the EvilBastardTomcat (TM) trying to crawl on top of a female. I call him the EvilBastardTomcat because Dotte hates him by the way.
And what about Dotte? Is she crying with the rest of them? Rubbing herself against every surface she can find?
No. Not now anyway.
You see, she wouldn't be my cat if she waren't a bit... unique. So she prefers to get horny when no other cat is. And believe me, when she gets horny, you'll know! She all but assaults you. In the photo you can see her trying to cool her er, overheated parts, in the sink. This January. When no other cat was going for it.
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