nails

Piglet's mother's friend (who's a beautician) wants to give Piglet fake nails tomorrow afternoon.
As you may know, Piglet is a big fan of nailbiting. Such a big fan even that people might wonder if Piglet even has nails. She remembers she bit her nails back in primary school (upon a nail inspection, she was embarrassed to show her nails because she'd bitten them a bit short) and hasn't ever stopped.
Piglet doesn't know what to do.
On one hand (no pun intended), her hands right now aren't very... sexy. And she would like to quit nailbiting. If something plastic is stuck on her nails, there's no way she can bite it. Or she could bite the plastic. And they can put really short fake nails on. So that no lesbian porn-stereotype is made of her. On the other hand (still no pun intended), she might look like a total slapper. Fitting with the Embarrassing Coloured Car.
Oooh dilemmas, dilemmas.

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