Would you like me to stuff nails through your penis sir?

The head of another organisation (and his minions) came over for an informal social lunch gathering at noon. I feel sexually harassed.
Some random quotes?

- Bloke: "So whose lap can I sit on then" *guffaw*
Supervisor: "This is piglet, she's ****s replacement. You can sit next to her"
Piglet: "NEXT TO my lap, not on it" *death glare*

- "Be a dear and fetch me a sandwich. You see, I can appreciate women!" *hilarity*

- "You want a ride back to the office? Ah, you see, you see, and then they say they don't need men, where would you be if I didn't give you a ride!" *laughter*

Brown teeth (chainsmoker), beerbelly (severe) and dreadful beard.
And they had the nerve to reject ME at so many job interviews, yet make HIM head of something or other?

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