Baaaaaaaaalls Mister Bennett! (points to whoever gets the film reference)

Action: plucking a cat out of a christmas tree.
Reaction: angry/scared cat.
Result: three red, bleeding scratches on left hand.

I think someone will be calling a social worker soon to check up on my homelife (beaten by the sweetie?)

Also, the "unbreakable" Christmas tree balls we bought yesterday (assured unbreakable by Ellen, who said they sounded plastic).... they're not unbreakable. Really. Trust me. They're not.

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