"I'm really glad to be here in Amsterdam"

Is what was on Bush' lips as he was ambushed by journalists today in Brussels. That and "I'd really like to thank you for your support on the war in Iraq".
"Actually George, that wasn't us"
"It wasn't?"
"No. You threatened to move Nato headquarters to another country when we opposed it too much, remember?"
"Oh... right..."
Fortunately his entourage told him to only utter "wait for my speech" to any questions.
"Are you having a good time Sir?"
"Wait for my speech!"
"Any plans of visiting Izegem?"
"Wait for my speech!"
"What kind of underwear do you have on?"
"a thong and... er... wait for my speech!"

But he should be happy. It's not just any president who gets a welcoming committee of a dozen drums-playing lesbians in pink!

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