Face

She keeps staring next to my nose when she looks at me. I'll be telling her something and she'll look into my eyes, but slowly her attention will switch... and it's not to my boobs. Ditto when we kiss. I can just feel her staring. Staring. Staring.
Apparently a "huge" "black" "thing" has taken up residence on my cheek, next to my nose. I have to say that I've never seen said "thing" till it was pointed out to me by my helpful girlfriend. She's obsessed by it. I'm scared I'll wake up one night to find her hovering over me ... as she's watching the "thing"...
I'm not safe in my own house anymore!

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