Glurble?
I'm hyper.
I'm more hyper than a pack of bunnies let loose on a carrot.
I'm worse than LittleMoose were she to see Ant and Dec at it in her very own bedroom.
I'm exhausted but I can't sleep anymore.
I was up till 2am as The Girlfriend and I were stalking She Who Has The Book (or Madscot, as we also call her).
I can just imagine the scene: OH and Madscot in the car.
OH: "aaaaaaack, that thing is blinking again! It's making noise!"
Madscot *flicking through the pages of HBP, trying to find out if that spoiler is true*: "Darling, it's just a text message. Oh no, the belgians are hyper. They're stalking us."
(all of this in a sexy Scottish accent of course)
So yeah. I think it's time for me to hit the shower, put on some clothes, and find me that damn book.
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I'm hyper.
I'm more hyper than a pack of bunnies let loose on a carrot.
I'm worse than LittleMoose were she to see Ant and Dec at it in her very own bedroom.
I'm exhausted but I can't sleep anymore.
I was up till 2am as The Girlfriend and I were stalking She Who Has The Book (or Madscot, as we also call her).
I can just imagine the scene: OH and Madscot in the car.
OH: "aaaaaaack, that thing is blinking again! It's making noise!"
Madscot *flicking through the pages of HBP, trying to find out if that spoiler is true*: "Darling, it's just a text message. Oh no, the belgians are hyper. They're stalking us."
(all of this in a sexy Scottish accent of course)
So yeah. I think it's time for me to hit the shower, put on some clothes, and find me that damn book.


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