Straight men in the lion's den

Yesterday evening we lured a straight man into our den of lesbian labialove with promises of The Office on DVD. What did we do after we had him reasonably happy with some four episodes of The Office? Well, we read to him from the Vagina Monologues of course.

We tied him to a chair, got out mirrors and the lot and started reading. About beautiful flowers, tulips, caves, birth-giving vaginas and whatever else.
We stopped when he looked suitably squicked and said he'd learned his lesson. Never again would he outright stake a woman with his blunt daggger of love.
Then we resumed the last two episodes of The Office.

That's how lesbians do it.

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