Abandoned Girlfriend

For the first time in our history as girlfriends, The Girlfriend is abandoning me during Babysit Duty tonight. She's got another "official" babysitting job in the early evening, so I 'll have to fend for myself for what could be as long as an hour-and-a-half! Two children for over an hour, only me. Horror.
I can only hope I'm not meant to give them a bath, because -being about as practical as a remarkably slowthinking slug- figuring out the logistics of that one could take me a few hours. Which one do I dress first, where do I leave the baby when big sister's in the tub, would it be disastrous if she fell off a table,... all those questions.
I hope the Girlfriend gets back soon.

Or at least before either of them does a number two....

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