Sperm wanted!

The Girlfriend and I are broody. We want babies. we'll start with just one, of course, but in an ideal world, we'd like to have more. Of course, in an ideal world we'd get twice the paychecks we do now and our parents would have given us thousands of Euros when we moved in together. Alas, that couldn't be. We also found out that no amount of "wishing, hoping and praying" (or Dusty -quoting) can get either of us pregnant.
Duvel and Bietje each gave us a bottle of their "goods" one New Year's Eve, but more than a year later... we're beginning to suspect they're either sterile (sorry guys) or they tricked us and put something else (like, oh, I don't know... glue for instance?) in the bottles. If they did, they're idiots, because no one messes with a Dyke On A Mission and gets out without a scratch, just ask Jim Fenner (I was gonna say "gets out on top", but that might just be too easy...).

So, any gentleman with reasonable genetic material (that is to say: no total madness in the family), feel free to make yourself known or anonymously give us your donation. We'll be ever so grateful and your child might become the next er... well... Idol or summat!

|