Strike

Note to the postal workers on strike: Now is really not a good time.
I'm expecting not one, but three packages (one from a fabulous Scot, two from Amazon) this week.

And I've been waiting months, yes *months*, for the last two.

So your decision to go on strike right now, at this exact moment.
Well, it strikes me as a bit selfish honestly.
You forgot about *me*!
And I know unions are all about solidarity, and *you* know that I've always been about solidarity and unions and lefties and whatnot as well. So let's make a deal: you get me those packages on time after all (just three thingies, none of your mates are gonna notice, and it's a long weekend ahead) and you can keep the bills addressed to me for just a little bit longer.

Unless they have an urgent due-by date... Hmz... that might not work after all.

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