Revenge
I know there are a lot of people who give their pets something extra during the holidays. After all, it's Christmas for them too, right? Well, ours are on a diet. They've been getting quite enough in the past, thank you. Apparently *they* don't agree though. The night before last they took revenge by throwing a nearly full bottle of port (from one of the kitchen cabinets) to the floor. Port everywhere. And glass. Let me tell you, that crap is sticky. Yesterday they broke into the same cabinet and threw out the pancake mix. Flour-type stuff everywhere. I get the feeling we'll be finding pancake mix in the cushions of the sofa for the next year.
Thanks, cats.
And no, now you're definitely not getting anything extra.
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I know there are a lot of people who give their pets something extra during the holidays. After all, it's Christmas for them too, right? Well, ours are on a diet. They've been getting quite enough in the past, thank you. Apparently *they* don't agree though. The night before last they took revenge by throwing a nearly full bottle of port (from one of the kitchen cabinets) to the floor. Port everywhere. And glass. Let me tell you, that crap is sticky. Yesterday they broke into the same cabinet and threw out the pancake mix. Flour-type stuff everywhere. I get the feeling we'll be finding pancake mix in the cushions of the sofa for the next year.
Thanks, cats.
And no, now you're definitely not getting anything extra.
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