10 bizarre bible stories
To "celebrate" that moron Huckabee's win of 5 states, making McCain/Huckabee a likely choice (-shudders-) a link to ten bizarre bible stories. Funny you never hear about these when idiots like Huckabee are quoting the bible at you.
There's the story where children get mauled to death by bears for mocking a man who's going bald, onan spilling his seed upon the floor, bringing someone 200 foreskins in order to buy their daughter, Jesus getting angry at a tree (the tree deserved it!), God showing Moses his arse and a biblical understanding of genetics.
Enjoy!
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To "celebrate" that moron Huckabee's win of 5 states, making McCain/Huckabee a likely choice (-shudders-) a link to ten bizarre bible stories. Funny you never hear about these when idiots like Huckabee are quoting the bible at you.
There's the story where children get mauled to death by bears for mocking a man who's going bald, onan spilling his seed upon the floor, bringing someone 200 foreskins in order to buy their daughter, Jesus getting angry at a tree (the tree deserved it!), God showing Moses his arse and a biblical understanding of genetics.
Enjoy!
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